BRIAN MCMILLAN'S HILARITIES & HEARTBREAKERS OF FAMILY LIFE ... &c
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Jack, 3, Albuquerque, New Mexico
After his father brought home a delicious watermelon and bragged about his talents in picking good ones, Jack said, "I know how to pick a watermelon." His father asked how, and Jack replied, "I use two hands."