BRIAN MCMILLAN'S HILARITIES & HEARTBREAKERS OF FAMILY LIFE ... &c


Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Face it, big mouth

Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida

Watching her father get a stick of gum out of its package, Ellie said something that sounded like, "Are you going to put the gum in your face?"

Monday, June 4, 2012

Giving thanks for the summer

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

Some wild turkeys were walking on the grass by the side of the road. Grant observed: "Why are they here when it's not November yet?"

Make it last

Jackson, 8, Palm Coast, Florida

When asked why he used so much toothpaste to brush his teeth at night, Jackson replied through the foam: "That way I don't have to worry about it in the morning."