Sunday, January 30, 2011

I get by with a little help from my Mom

Madeline, 3, Seattle, Washington
"Mom, will you help me put up a 'Be nice, Mom' sign?"

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Roll with it

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Instead of referring to the bowling ball, Grant said: "I like to call him the bowling guy, since you have to bowl him."

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Joke time!

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Grant: Do you know how to fold a turtle?
Mom: No, I don't.
Grant: You can't, because they have a shell.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Goes down easy

Kevin, 6, Washington, D.C.
Pointing to a pregnant teacher, Kevin said: "She needs to stop eating. Her tummy is too big."
Another teacher said, "No, she has a baby in there."
Kevin: "She ate a baby?!"

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Leaves of three got nothin' on me

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"Know what? I touched a poisonous plant, and I didn't die."

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Hmm... 40 pounds, 40 inches

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Standing on the bathroom scale, Grant said: "I want to see how tall I am."

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Whoever smelt it?

Jackson, 6, and Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Two blocks away from the pizza restaurant, Jackson said: "I'm SO hungry. I can smell the pizza crust from here. It smells SO good."
After a few seconds of silence, Grant said, "Actually, that was my fart."

Saturday, January 1, 2011

2D or not 2D

Nathan, 6, Idaho Falls, Idaho
"I'm really glad we're 3D. It would be hard otherwise. I mean, you couldn't even turn your head!"