Thursday, March 21, 2013

How bad is bad?

Six-year-old Grant rushed to the bathroom ahead of his 9-year-old brother, Jackson, after school. Jackson pounded on the locked door.

(From within) Grant: How bad do you have to go?

Jackson: Real bad!

Grant: Mine's double!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Creative Contraction

Grant, 6, Palm Coast, Florida

Grant finished cleaning his room and then walked up to his dad and said, "D-I-D-suppostrophe-T. Did it."

Team Darth

Grant, 6, Palm Coast, Florida

After being told the bad guys in Star Wars are part of the Empire, Grant said, "Oh, so that's their team name?"

Friday, August 17, 2012

It was a dark and stormy night ... But not quite enough

Grant, 6, Palm Coast, Florida

When asked why he slept on the floor of his parents' bedroom instead of on his own bed, Grant said: "There's not enough dark in my room. This room holds a bunch."

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Face it, big mouth

Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida

Watching her father get a stick of gum out of its package, Ellie said something that sounded like, "Are you going to put the gum in your face?"