BRIAN MCMILLAN'S HILARITIES & HEARTBREAKERS OF FAMILY LIFE ... &c


Sunday, July 24, 2011

Where do I plug in this umbilical cord?

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Talking to his mom's friend who just had a baby, Jackson said: "Did he lose his extension cord yet?"

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I scream for sharing germs

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Fed up with his dad's habits, Jackson left a note on the ice cream: "Do not eat out of container."

How many, many feet you meet

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"The kid pool was only two feet deep. No other feets."