Friday, March 25, 2011

At bedtime, a true father-son memory

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Dad: How was your day?
Jackson: I found a little string in the back of my underpants, and I kept pulling and pulling, and now there's a little ball in my underpants.
Dad: Well, we'll have to throw that pair away.
Jackson: Do you want to see it?
Dad: No, thanks.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

My kingdom for a Kleenex

Jacob, 4, Tuba City, Arizona
"Mom, you need to buy more tissues so I don't have to keep using my arm."

Monday, March 21, 2011

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Or ... you might have to be the one to move out

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida

Talking to his parents, Jackson said: "When you guys are older, you're going to have to get a different house because I can't live with you anymore."

Saturday, March 12, 2011

... And it hurts

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
"I feel sorry for bees. When they sting you, they die. But I feel even more sorry for us because we don't get as much honey."

Saturday, March 5, 2011

A simile to make you smile and cringe

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Answering the question whether his younger brother had had an accident, Jackson said: "My nose is like a snake slithering toward Grant's bottom."

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

A warm, fuzzy Christmas song

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer ... had some very shiny underwear ... "