Sunday, May 27, 2012

Breaking news from the Ellie Zoo

Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida

It might be a metaphor of some kind, or a message from a pachyderm gastroenterologist in an imaginary zoo, but whatever it was, Ellie said it clearly and in all seriousness: "The elephant pooped."

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Emergency hole punch

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

When asked why he needed a hole puncher in his emergency kit, Grant said: "In case a bad guy comes, you can hole-punch him."

Monday, May 21, 2012

Where the sun don't shine

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

Grant didn't get very far trying to bury himself at the beach. He pushed sand around his waist and said, "Look, it's a sand diaper."

Sunday, May 20, 2012

You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzy

Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida

After being spun around by her father, Elizabeth laughed and said, "I get busy!"