This is a departure from what I normally post but, I recently found a website with funny kid quotes from church. Here are a few samples:
Girl speaking about her mother on Mother's Day: She's not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.
Front page of a sacrament meeting program: "Motherhood--A Scared and Holy Calling" -Boyd K. Packer
Sharing time leader: When we are being disobedient, the Holy Ghost is not always with us... 5-year-old interrupting: Yeah, cause he's tattling to God about what we did!
Check out the blog, Overheard In The Ward.