Where do I plug in this umbilical cord?

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Talking to his mom's friend who just had a baby, Jackson said: "Did he lose his extension cord yet?"

I scream for sharing germs

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Fed up with his dad's habits, Jackson left a note on the ice cream: "Do not eat out of container."

How many, many feet you meet

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"The kid pool was only two feet deep. No other feets."

Gum shoe

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
He was caught red-handed sticking his bubble gum under his seat in the bleachers at a baseball game. "It's a foul ball trap," he said.

Or, try turning on a fan.

Grant, 4, Palm Coast
"Sometimes when I get really hot, I take my shirt off and wear naked to bed."