Where the sun don't shine

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

Grant didn't get very far trying to bury himself at the beach. He pushed sand around his waist and said, "Look, it's a sand diaper."

You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzy

Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida

After being spun around by her father, Elizabeth laughed and said, "I get busy!"

Holidays for all

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

While he was riding through a living Nativity event, Grant noted that one exhibit seemed to have nothing to do with Christmas. "Maybe this one is for Kwanzaa," he said.

Hygiene 101

Grant, 5, Palm Coast

In the bathtub, Grant said, "I'm washing under my arms so I don't get any slime in there."

We all learn from our mistakes

Max, 4, Santa Monica, California
In the car on the way to a Chinese restaurant, Max said without prompting, "Rule No. 1: Don't drink the soy sauce."