BRIAN MCMILLAN'S HILARITIES & HEARTBREAKERS OF FAMILY LIFE ... &c


Monday, June 4, 2012

Giving thanks for the summer

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

Some wild turkeys were walking on the grass by the side of the road. Grant observed: "Why are they here when it's not November yet?"

Make it last

Jackson, 8, Palm Coast, Florida

When asked why he used so much toothpaste to brush his teeth at night, Jackson replied through the foam: "That way I don't have to worry about it in the morning."

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Breaking news from the Ellie Zoo

Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida

It might be a metaphor of some kind, or a message from a pachyderm gastroenterologist in an imaginary zoo, but whatever it was, Ellie said it clearly and in all seriousness: "The elephant pooped."

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Emergency hole punch

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

When asked why he needed a hole puncher in his emergency kit, Grant said: "In case a bad guy comes, you can hole-punch him."

Monday, May 21, 2012

Where the sun don't shine

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

Grant didn't get very far trying to bury himself at the beach. He pushed sand around his waist and said, "Look, it's a sand diaper."