Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida
Some wild turkeys were walking on the grass by the side of the road. Grant observed: "Why are they here when it's not November yet?"
BRIAN MCMILLAN'S HILARITIES & HEARTBREAKERS OF FAMILY LIFE ... &c
Monday, June 4, 2012
Make it last
Jackson, 8, Palm Coast, Florida
When asked why he used so much toothpaste to brush his teeth at night, Jackson replied through the foam: "That way I don't have to worry about it in the morning."
When asked why he used so much toothpaste to brush his teeth at night, Jackson replied through the foam: "That way I don't have to worry about it in the morning."
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Breaking news from the Ellie Zoo
Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida
It might be a metaphor of some kind, or a message from a pachyderm gastroenterologist in an imaginary zoo, but whatever it was, Ellie said it clearly and in all seriousness: "The elephant pooped."
It might be a metaphor of some kind, or a message from a pachyderm gastroenterologist in an imaginary zoo, but whatever it was, Ellie said it clearly and in all seriousness: "The elephant pooped."
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Emergency hole punch
Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida
When asked why he needed a hole puncher in his emergency kit, Grant said: "In case a bad guy comes, you can hole-punch him."
When asked why he needed a hole puncher in his emergency kit, Grant said: "In case a bad guy comes, you can hole-punch him."
Monday, May 21, 2012
Where the sun don't shine
Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida
Grant didn't get very far trying to bury himself at the beach. He pushed sand around his waist and said, "Look, it's a sand diaper."
Grant didn't get very far trying to bury himself at the beach. He pushed sand around his waist and said, "Look, it's a sand diaper."
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