Is the dinosaur invited?

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
We went to Orlando and saw a life-size replica of a dinosaur skeleton. Jackson was amazed. When we got home, he said, "I'm going to eat vanilla pudding to celebrate the bone structure of a dinosaur."

Are you sure it wasn't your brother?

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida

Jackson's younger brother has an imaginary friend, and apparently, he isn't always nice. Speaking of that friend, Jackson said angrily, "He reached his hand out and bashed me in the booty!"

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This is a departure from what I normally post but, I recently found a website with funny kid quotes from church. Here are a few samples:

Girl speaking about her mother on Mother's Day: She's not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.

Front page of a sacrament meeting program: "Motherhood--A Scared and Holy Calling" -Boyd K. Packer

Sharing time leader: When we are being disobedient, the Holy Ghost is not always with us... 5-year-old interrupting: Yeah, cause he's tattling to God about what we did!

Check out the blog, Overheard In The Ward.

Grassing the cut

Grant, 3, Palm Coast, Florida
"Dad, outside I heard the noise of the mow lawner."

Protein break

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
While fighting with his brother, he said, "I've lost my super strength, and now I just have normal strength. I need more protein."