We're having WHAT for dinner?

Grant, 3, Palm Coast, Florida

It's called a toll booth

Grant, 3, Palm Coast, Florida
"Why do we go to a house and pay money sometimes?"

No parenting without representation!

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
After a lesson on how the colonies signed the Declaration of Independence to become the United States, Jackson found a practical way to celebrate the holiday.
He said, "Do you think we should rule ourselves on Independence Day? Like I can do whatever I want?"

All the world's a DVR

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
"Dad, it's great that you paused your work and you don't have to resume until Tuesday."

First things first

Eliza, 2, Longmont, Colorado

Eliza asked why her mom was cooking.

Mom: Because your tummy needs some dinner.

Eliza: No! No! Not tummy. Mouf need food.