A modest proposal

Apparently we're still working on the first chapter

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida

Jackson recently got a children's biography of Ronald Reagan.

Dad: So who was Ronald Reagan?

Jackson: He was a lifeguard who saved more than 50 lives.

Look out below

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida

Do NOT try this at home. Booby trap courtesy of Jackson. The blue sign says, "Pull."

I dub thee King of Smart

Grant, 5, Palm Coast, Florida

"If the Easter Bunny asked me a joke, and I got it on the first try, I would be the King of Smart."

Socio-Pokemonic dissertation?

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
"Tomorrow can we go to the library and check out some books about The Great Depression and Pokemon?"

The circular logic of life

Lyric, 3, St. Petersburg, Florida

Mom: Why are you crying?
Lyric: Because I'm upset.
Mom: Why are you upset?
Lyric: Because I'm sad.
Mom: Why are you sad?
Lyric: Because I'm crying.