Gum shoe

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
He was caught red-handed sticking his bubble gum under his seat in the bleachers at a baseball game. "It's a foul ball trap," he said.

Or, try turning on a fan.

Grant, 4, Palm Coast
"Sometimes when I get really hot, I take my shirt off and wear naked to bed."

Almost got it ...

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
After glancing quickly at a book, he was sure the name of the past president was Useless S. Grant.

What goes down must come up

Hayley, 9, Idaho Falls, Idaho
When her brother said at the breakfast table, "I have to bring something up," Hayley replied: "You mean you're going to barf?"