I only pick in private

Max, 4, Santa Monica, California
Max: Mom, don't look at me!
Mom: Why?
Max: Because I'm picking my nose.

Better take a picture before the tide comes in

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
At the beach, Jackson wrote in huge letters in the sand, "World Record Biggest W." Then he said to his mom, "Well, I want to have a world record in something."

The better to breathe with, my dear...

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Asked why he was holding the car door open and not getting in, Jackson said, "I was letting in more molecules."

Did you mean "combat"?

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
"Boxing is a wombat sport."

Gotta have my Pops

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
"Imagine if I was made out of Corn Pops? I could lick them whenever I wanted to."