On your toe? On your ankle?

Jackson, 7, Palm Coast, Florida
Jackson: I got a red ant bite.
Dad: Where?
Jackson: In the backyard.

Actually, it gets dark every night

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Upon walking outside at night, Grant said: "It's dark out here. It's like it's Halloween."

Dinner is served

Matthew, 4, and Hayley, 9, Idaho Falls, Idaho

Even Mother Nature knows whose birthday is coming up

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
Two days before Jackson's birthday, we opened the front door in time to see two deer staring at us from a vacant lot across the street. After the deer leaped away, Jackson quietly said, "That was my birthday present from the woods."

Tattle power

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
From the playroom, Jackson was overheard chiding his brother for throwing something near his sister.
"Don't do that," Jackson said. "You might hit Ellie, and she doesn't know how to tattle yet."

Water quality check

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"This bathwater tastes so good. It tastes like a Christmas tree ornament."

What not to do with an exercise ball

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida

I think she has book worms

Marriage is learning to love the little things

On The Road

You try not to, but you have to move your hips a little to Vanilla Ice

Elizabeth, 1, Palm Coast, Florida

Sabbath observance

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
Jackson: Sunday is my favorite day of the week.
Mom: Why is that?
Jackson: Because all the comics are in color.

Letting you know I'm still here

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
To his mother, Jackson said: "I didn't kick you much when I was in your tummy. I didn't want to bother you."