I get by with a little help from my Mom

Madeline, 3, Seattle, Washington
"Mom, will you help me put up a 'Be nice, Mom' sign?"

Roll with it

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Instead of referring to the bowling ball, Grant said: "I like to call him the bowling guy, since you have to bowl him."

Joke time!

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Grant: Do you know how to fold a turtle?
Mom: No, I don't.
Grant: You can't, because they have a shell.

Goes down easy

Kevin, 6, Washington, D.C.
Pointing to a pregnant teacher, Kevin said: "She needs to stop eating. Her tummy is too big."
Another teacher said, "No, she has a baby in there."
Kevin: "She ate a baby?!"

Leaves of three got nothin' on me

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"Know what? I touched a poisonous plant, and I didn't die."

Hmm... 40 pounds, 40 inches

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Standing on the bathroom scale, Grant said: "I want to see how tall I am."

Whoever smelt it?

Jackson, 6, and Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Two blocks away from the pizza restaurant, Jackson said: "I'm SO hungry. I can smell the pizza crust from here. It smells SO good."
After a few seconds of silence, Grant said, "Actually, that was my fart."

2D or not 2D

Nathan, 6, Idaho Falls, Idaho
"I'm really glad we're 3D. It would be hard otherwise. I mean, you couldn't even turn your head!"