Similar to a simile

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Trying to describe the temperature of the hot tub water, Grant said: "It's as hot as a hotter hot tub."

Bring back my bling

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Pulling on his sister's jewelry, Grant said: "Look, I found a necklace, with a baby attached."

Don't stare at my cheeks

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida

"Did you know cheeks keep food from falling out of your mouth?"

Excuse me?

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"Do penguins fart? I didn't see anything come out during the movie."

Elmo Prank Call

Merry Christmas

Spider-Man: Superhero, loverboy

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"I wonder why Spider-Man goes like this, and to say, 'I love you,' you go like this, too."

Father flavor

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Visiting family across the country, mom asked Grant if he wanted to talk to dad on the phone. Grant asked, "What kind of dad?"

Sugar babies

Jackson, 6, and Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Jackson: Can we have candy?

Mom: No, you've already had too much. It's going to make your tummy hurt.

Jackson: That's OK. My tummy already hurts.

Mom: More candy might make you throw up.

Grant: I would be so mad at my candy.

Ratymology

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Dad: Grant, what's "gratitude"?
Grant: It's like a rat. Like "ratitude." Except it starts with a G, like me.

What cops sing to holiday shoplifters

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
"I want to sing Police Navidad."

I could do it with one finger tied behind my back

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
Jackson tried to close the window in the dining room, but he couldn't quite do it. He asked Mom to help. "Wow," he said, "you did it with one hand." Then he thought for a minute and said, "I bet Dad could do it with one finger."

The case of the expanding shoes

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Apparently making a case that he needs a new pair, Grant said: "These shoes are getting too big for me."

Thou shalt think about doing the following ...

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
In a prayer, Grant said: "Please bless that some people will keep the commandments a little bit."

SQUIRREL!

Matthew, 4, Idaho Falls, Idaho
Looking at this picture of Jesus and a little boy, Matthew said, "Maybe the squirrel wants to come, too."

Your way, right away, at Booger King

Daniel, 3, Marquette, Michigan
While driving by Burger King, his little sister said, "We don't eat buggos!" Daniel was quick to clarify: "The buggos that we eat are different from the buggos in our nose."

Bald is beautiful

Grant, 4, Palm Coast, Florida
Grant could easily identify the baby Jesus in a nativity set "because he doesn't have any girl hair."

Super fly weight?

Jackson, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
Jackson, who weighs less than 45 pounds, said: "If I were a boxer, I don't think I would make very much money."