Six-year-old Grant rushed to the bathroom ahead of his 9-year-old brother, Jackson, after school. Jackson pounded on the locked door.
(From within) Grant: How bad do you have to go?
Jackson: Real bad!
Grant: Mine's double!
BRIAN MCMILLAN'S HILARITIES & HEARTBREAKERS OF FAMILY LIFE ... &c
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Saturday, September 1, 2012
Creative Contraction
Grant, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
Grant finished cleaning his room and then walked up to his dad and said, "D-I-D-suppostrophe-T. Did it."
Grant finished cleaning his room and then walked up to his dad and said, "D-I-D-suppostrophe-T. Did it."
Team Darth
Grant, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
After being told the bad guys in Star Wars are part of the Empire, Grant said, "Oh, so that's their team name?"
After being told the bad guys in Star Wars are part of the Empire, Grant said, "Oh, so that's their team name?"
Friday, August 17, 2012
It was a dark and stormy night ... But not quite enough
Grant, 6, Palm Coast, Florida
When asked why he slept on the floor of his parents' bedroom instead of on his own bed, Grant said: "There's not enough dark in my room. This room holds a bunch."
When asked why he slept on the floor of his parents' bedroom instead of on his own bed, Grant said: "There's not enough dark in my room. This room holds a bunch."
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Face it, big mouth
Elizabeth, 2, Palm Coast, Florida
Watching her father get a stick of gum out of its package, Ellie said something that sounded like, "Are you going to put the gum in your face?"
Watching her father get a stick of gum out of its package, Ellie said something that sounded like, "Are you going to put the gum in your face?"
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